A List Of Useful Things I Thought About Today While Trying To Leave For Work
[1] A bag of pretzels, a box of 'Nilla Wafers, a tupperware full of Grape Nuts, one large grapefruit, two books, a phone, an iPod, a wallet full of nothing, and a camera is too much to fit in a backpack.
[2] Where did I get all this stuff?! And why am I taking it with me to work?
[3] Leave the pretzels. The 'Nilla Wafers can do double duty, breakfast and lunch.
[4] Do I need a camera? Hush. I always need a camera. Always.
[5] Where are my keys?
[6] Why is it that I can never find my keys? Am I deficient in some key-finding quadrant of my brain?
[7] Make the bed. C'mon, just do it. It's a small bed, it'll take 6 seconds at most.
[8] Where are my keys?
[9] Dang it. Shoes. I need to put on my shoes. Set down the backpack. Put on the shoes.
[10] Oh! There are my keys! Why were they in my shoe?
2 Comments:
Do you realize how much time you'd save if you'd get one of those little teacup hooks, screw it into your
doorframe, and consciously try to hang up your keys right inside your door every time you come home????
It's amazing how easy it is!!!You could sleep 15 minutes longer every day, maybe? But it keeps things revved up if you have to frantically search for keys when you're already running late and the keys come up missing....keeps the pace moving right along. So, you may not want to change a thing!:)
Thanks, Mom.
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